One of the great sadnesses is that many grossly overweight women are lovely, or rather, would be if they lost around 150 pounds without going all saggy. Unfortunately, once the skin stretches so much, it has a tough time going back to normal.
> Bedding her would pose a monumental problem. Rather like attempting to mount an elephant.
I will tell no tales. But long ago (and best forgotten) experience suggests that your analogy is accurate.
The mounting is daunting. But even worse is that every movement causes one to roll off to the side, losing any connection that had temporarily been achieved.
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