Is "bashing the bashable" a code phrase for what we on Earth call "choking the chicken" or "polishing the bishop"? It has that sort of self-indulgent ring to it. Perhaps that's the phrase used on your planet?
You do have a planet, yes?
‘ Is “bashing the bashable” a code phrase for what we on Earth call “choking the chicken” or “polishing the bishop”? It has that sort of self-indulgent ring to it. Perhaps that’s the phrase used on your planet?’
You are not correct. Where we come from the most common colloquialism is, roughly translated, poking the gurmaglishlicht.
‘You do have a planet, yes?’
Sadly no. It was destroyed in the drag queen wars. Freakin’ glitter everywhere, up to I guess where your knees are, for now.
We’ve been traveling through interstellar space for generations looking for a new home planet and came across a signal, a powerful signal, generating from this planet.
We found the location of the beacon and traced it to a human named George Soros.
We took a risk and contacted this entity.
He said, if you just disagree with people on internet message boards making some of them really, really paranoid, we will let you settle on our land in a place we call Mississippi.
We are still trying to find out anything about Mississippi, but this spaceship smells of ass and it’s sure to be better.