10 Things Found By Trump's Team When Cleaning Out The White House

Babylon Bee ^ | 01/23/2025 | Babylon Bee

[FamiliarFace]

*** What else do you think they found? Post your ideas in the comments.***

The remnant draperies from the Blue Room which matched one of Dr. Jill Biden’s dresses.

[Dalberg-Acton]

[KarlInOhio]

Giant rabbit tracks leading back and forth between the Oval Office and the family residence.

[cgbg]

A dusty old supply of needles with the label:

“Fake vaccines for public appearances—no active ingredients.”

[PfromHoGro]

I loved Dog with a Blog.

[Telepathic Intruder]

If I were Trump, my first priority on day 1 of my presidency would be to replace the chair Biden used in the Oval Office.

[gitmo]

The best news source around.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

9. Gold copy of Half Life 3 Joe had been keeping from the world this whole time: Now everyone knows who to blame.

I thought it was Elder Scrolls 6.

[Lucky2]

The diaper pail containing Joe’s poopy diapers.

[Retain Mike]

Yep. I would expect him to forget to change his Depends.

[PTBAA]

The cash envelope is from Zelensky. (10% for the Big Guy!)

[Retain Mike]

Pick up from the floor in the oval office those red arrows leading to the bathroom and the yellow arrows leading to the residence.

[Dr. Sivana]

Complete DVD sets of Matlock, Murder She Wrote, and Dog with a Blog

Overkill. All they needed was one recorded episode of "Wheel of Fortune". They could play it every night, or twice in a row. He wouldn't notice.

[Celtic Conservative]

Empty bottles of Adderall with the label “for Big Guys public appearances.”

CC

[EvilCapitalist]

The oval office should also be swept for bugs(listening devices), but not by the FBI, or CIA.

[ConjunctionJunction]

Those came from the couches!

🤣

[Telepathic Intruder]

Yes, shut down every known device and do a full EM sweep for bugs. I’m sure Elon or someone he knows could be of assistance in that.

[FamiliarFace]

I couldn’t help but think of Carol Burnett doing her best Scarlett O’Hara impression when I saw Jill in many of her dresses. So that’s why I said draperies, but you’re right. Maybe they found remnants of the couch fabrics! ;)

[FamiliarFace]

Great one!