Posted on 01/04/2025 9:50:07 AM PST by bitt
When millions of Americans woke up this morning, sat on their toilets, and scrolled through their phones (don’t deny it, we all do it), they likely had a similar thought: “Is this real? Or is it The Babylon Bee?”
I present to you the headline: “Biden to present Hillary Clinton, George Soros and 17 others the Presidential Medal of Freedom.”
Among the other lucky recipients:
Bono (frontman of U2) Michael J. Fox Magic Johnson Lionel Messi Denzel Washington Bill Nye the Science Guy Jane Goodall Ralph Lauren Anna Wintour Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you our nation’s best and brightest!
By any objective standard, it’s an eclectic list of left-leaning celebrities. It’s like a who’s-who of has-beens. Some of them make a modicum of sense: for example, two of Bono’s best-known songs are “Where the Streets Have No Name” and “I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For.”
Well, Biden gets lost a lot and can’t find things, too.
Bill Nye and Jane Goodall were interesting additions. I guess they were included to demonstrate the Biden-Harris administration’s firm, unyielding commitment to science. Nye did a TV show for children, and Goodall studied monkeys, so they should be right at home on Capitol Hill.
Denzel Washington was another weird selection, because he was tapped for the exact same honor in 2022. Now, I have nothing against Denzel. Those “Equalizer” movies were fine. But two Presidential Medal of Freedom awards in 30 months?! Isn’t that overkill?
I suspect “Doctor” Jill Biden has a crush on Denzel.
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Obviously not just for Americans. Lionel Messi is Argentinian.
Democrat flunkies get medals from Big Joey.
Bill Nye and Jane Goodall were interesting additions...........included
to demonstrate Biden-Harris’s firm, unyielding commitment to science.
Nye did a TV show for children, and Goodall studied monkeys,
so they should be right at home on Capitol Hill.
lol.........
...or just use Demonrats.
Yes, agreed! No one will have more freedom than Hunter, for crimes past and future!
Bill Nye the Disney science guy & Neil Degrass Tyson the world’s greatest physicist with the skills of a community college professor
Two of the greatest scientific frauds in modern times; both likely to be part of the reasons more kids do not want to go into STEM.
Senile Joe’s making a joke of the medal of freedom. He screws up everything he touches. I can’t wait to be rid of him.
If I'm Trump, I'll just create a new award. Medal of Liberty or something like that.
Yes, agreed! No one will have more freedom than Hunter, for crimes past and future!
As a matter of fairness, if Hunter Biden gets a Presidential Medal of Freedom, his cocaine supplier should get one too.
After all, Hunter could not have accomplished much without that cocaine high.
I can think of many others, who really deserve medals. Lets start with Woods and Doughty. Hillary?? Really? Babylon Bee, this is gold, just Do it!
Video
Joe Biden gives Hillary Clinton the Presidential Medal of Freedom
https://rumble.com/v65w9nv-joe-biden-gives-hillary-clinton-the-presidential-medal-of-freedom.html
I seen Hillary and some slobs getting something on FOX. Are these the ones getting the pardons from Joe Pedo?
Aren't you forgetting somebody?
Next, ChiComjoe will be pinning the medals on cow patties in the pasture.
Yeah Bill Nye is literally a disney character like donald duck. They put a little lab coat on him and give him clever things to say on his cue cards. Medal of freedom. Wow.
Trump needs to retire this tarnished relic from another time. Much like a Noble Peace Prize it has no meaning.
Whoopi Goldbrick needs one too.
Of course he gave it to Soros.
Biden’s been on his payroll and opened the borders to obey his command. .
I hear he’as gonna pardon bundy manson and dahmer
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