What's Next? Here Are 10 Great Career Options For Kamala To Consider

Babylon Bee ^ | 11/14/2024 | Babylon Bee

[VTenigma]

Not elected, selected. They thought the cheat machine was still dialed up to 11.

[Gay State Conservative]

DJT is gonna pardon the guy who authorized the FBI to use lethal force at Mar-A-Lago? Seems very unlikely indeed!

[KarlInOhio]

3. Spoken Word Slam Poet: Finally, the perfect outlet for her natural way of speaking.

Goes great with some bongos like Gutfeld and Tyrus would play during her speeches.

[Kid Shelleen]

8. Sommelier: Though she may have to be informed that she's not supposed to actually drink all the wine she tastes.

Believe it or not the test to become a master sommelier is one of the toughest in the world. This is a great sleeper documentary.

Somm Official Trailer 1 (2013) - Wine Documentary HD

[llevrok]

One thing for sure, her next job will be given to her, it will be unearned, she will not be qualified for it, and she will accomplish nothing good.

Yep. That's her CV in a nutshell

[Auntie Dem]

She’s had prior experience as a trailer hitch de-chromer. It got her this far. Go back to her roots.

[L,TOWM]

That or lawyer for some Dem shop. And then the run for Kali Gov... Newsom and Shapiro are already sizing each other up for 2028.

It wouldn’t surprise me if Kamalalala ding dong was refocusing on a couple of terms as Kali gov and then another run. She’s gone after it twice in the last 52 months, but might be thinking about a longer game and the Nixon path...

[V V Camp Enari 67-68]

What a Bozo!

[RetiredTexasVet]

If KJP hasn’t already accepted it, the job of fence post in rural Kansas may be a prime option.

[Agatsu77]

“There’s a couple of places in Pahrump that could make use of her skills...”

Ha ha ha. I hear that she does have these skills.

[Veto!]

Good idea.

But I hope she goes back to work at McDonalds

[hflynn]

Kamala would be perfect to fill the soon to be created Professor Irwin Corey Chair at the Graduate Center of Harvard's newly established School of Pseudo-Intellectual Musings.

The mission of the school is to train Harvard Kennedy School of Government graduates to answer any single question at their inevitable Congressional Hearings for Corruption, without saying anything coherent, in no less than 2000 words or 5 minutes.

[TonyM]

How about her old job as “Fries Girl” at McDonnalds?

[Colt1851Navy]

How about ambassador to some hell-hole country like frostbitten Nepal or Iceland, nobody can understand their language at all.

[clearcarbon]

"What's Next? Here Are 10 Great Career Options For Kamala To Consider"

[cgbg]

Indian food chef on the Cooking Channel (expected to cease operations next month so she better hurry)...

For those who forgot the history here:

https://rumble.com/v597zdh-that-time-in-2019-when-kamala-harris-confirmed-she-was-indian.html

[Verginius Rufus]

I lived in the Bay Area for 10 years before escaping from California and went to a bunch of A’s games ($2 bleacher seats), also one Giants game because they were playing the Braves and I was hoping to see Hank Aaron hit a home run (he hit a double). I was there when the A’s won three World Series in a row—the only team other than the Yankees ever to accomplish that. Toronto might have done so if not for the strike in 1994.

[july4thfreedomfoundation]

Ambassador to the Bermuda Triangle.

[unlearner]

Funny. But also BRUTAL.