“I suggest he at least consider the Latvian Orthodox Church. The hats convey that solemn religious look you want in a faith.”
Although the butt of jokes on Seinfeld in the 1990s, the Latvian Orthodox Church is an actual Church. It’s founder (at least he secured recognition for it) - Arch. John Pommers - was murdered by Soviet agents in 1934.
Interesting. Thanks.