Reminds me of a song:
My grandmother sells prophylactics,
she punctures the heads with a pin.
My grandpa performs the abortions,
oh my how the money rolls in...
Rolls in, rolls in,
oh my how the money rolls in, rolls in.
Rolls in, rolls in,
oh my how the money rolls in, rolls in!
LOL! I was going to post a version of this!
o/~ My father sells condoms to sailors
My mother pokes holes with a pin
My sister performs the abortions
My G-d how the money rolls in! o/~