Posted on 07/19/2024 11:20:20 AM PDT by DuhYup
Various problems were encountered by the protective detail ladies at Trump’s Butler rally. One of the glaring issues was the disparity of size and physical capabilities between the protective detail members. Given that the Secret Service is committed to DEI, a solution is to staff the women’s positions with trans females. With trans individuals you can meet the one third women DEI goal and simultaneously have the benefit of the physicality and size required for the job.
LOL...great solution!
The fly in the ointment is all trannies are crazy and like to go on murderous shooting binges.
Brilliant; but then you’d have mentally questionable SS ‘gals’.
can you have a non trans identify as a trans?
Don’t give them any ideas....
Who watches the mentally challenged trans creatures? That is a scary thought.
You’re screwing with my mind, now...
or make all the Melissa McCartny and Amy Schumer types protect only females...
Good catch! Unfortunately IIRC, even the real female agents go wild as per the one who went wacko against a superior a while back.
Dood! This is brilliant!
Would have made a great Babylon Bee article :-)
I LIKE IT! You’re quite the problem solver, I’d say.
There’s already enough people with emotional problems in Government. We don’t need to add to that... (and yeah I’m sure there are some stable people who wrack off their dicks - but I’m betting that’s they’re the exceptions.)
But will trans pay attention to the security duty or their hair and makeup? OTOH, they might enjoy being up close and personal a bit too much.
That one woman couldn’t holster her weapon at the scene and was still trying when they got to the hospital. The other one who was on the audience side of Trump bent down to pick up a hat leaving the only part of him protected was below the knees and she didn’t have her eyes alert for a possible second shooter.
The biggest problem is most of them weren’t secret service.
https://www.secretservice.gov/careers/technical-law-enforcement/fitness-standards
Some of the trans females have plenty of upper body development per the pictures of them.
Unless satire/sarcasm (you don’t clarify) my vote for pulled thread.
Before posting, I skimmed the posting guidelines and did not find a requirement for a trigger warning. If you have an issue re. the facts that were brought out please address them specifically. The official SS government link in one of my responses describes the sad level of requirements a subset of agents need to meet.
Not triggered. Don’t see the humor, particularly in the wake of an assassination avoided by what is indisputably divine intervention.
There’s no joking about this trans shit. Sick people doing it, sick people promoting it, sick people cheering it, sick people harming children, sick people demonizing the right for calling them out.
Sick people joke about it. IMHO.
Sarcasm, however, is an art (which you failed).
If only one out of thirteen commenters failed to appreciate a subtle skewering of two of the woke lefty sacred cows, trans and DEI, simultaneously then the post was a success. Making your opponent a subject of ridicule is more effective than a battle of wits against the unarmed left. Horrible damage to children and society is being done by trans and DEI ideologies, on that I agree but follow a different path, sans the angst, to showing people how logically ridiculous the left is.
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