Here is something for the perusal of Mr. Simp (or are you Mr. Wilson?) who is under the delusion that the Patriot Front-Feds is legit:
The Patriot Front Going Viral Again! "America First" or Feds?
That should be a U-heil truck.
With no doubt they’re Fed and such, I have other questions.
Are they getting time-and-a-half or double for the gig?
Does it merit a time-off day from regular duties?
Do they get discounts from The Gap, Abercrombie & Fitch and Suglass Hut?
Is Bud Light the after-party refreshment of choice?