When I served in Germany in the early 80s, they warned us to stay out of Turkish areas. They said the Turks would cut us 3 ways - long, deep and often.
I was there at that time, too, and the Polizei got up to all kinds of fun when the Red Army Faction staged protests. I say bring in a fleet of crap-sucker trucks filled with pig offal from the farms and let it rain on the invaders.
Let’s put the HAM back in Hamburg.