[MikelTackNailer]

You know I've posted "If it's not Scottish it's crap!" a lot...but nay more since they've gone whole haggis for Marxism and Leftist insanities in recent years.

Seems to many of the laddies have stopped tilting the kilt toward the lassies and more backward to each other - some actually striving to catch the caber with a pseudo-bhànag.

Och the scunneration!

[SunkenCiv]

If Scotland eventually leaves the union — and if they let England and Wales vote on that, it would pass — ;^) — it would apply for membership in the Organization of Islamic Cooperation.