Vanity: Chile Sends All-Female SWAT To International Competition; Hilarity Ensues

Vanity ^

[TigerClaws]

Chile decided to highlight an all women’s SWAT team for international competition in the UAE

And it went just like you thought it would, and no this is not satire!!!

[stevio]

You win!

[nwrep]

Hot bikini bods

[redangus]

But the key is are they cute? Do the look good doing this stuff? Have they done a calendar like the ‘Aussie’ firemen and the Swedish bikini team? That’s what’s important. Oh, and of course that they fit the DEI quota.

[dljordan]

I saw one of the Swat babes sweeping her teammate several times with her firearm.

[dljordan]

Artificial butt.

[Delta 21]

Didnt even make it past the 1st water obstacle!

Have any of these hotties been to the range yet?

[lepton]

And this appears to have been an intellect problem, not a physicality problem. Sure the physical lacking made it harder, but at the end they just thought about what they were doing and it worked.

[chaosagent]

The key is you got to sync up their cycles, so they all have PMS at the same time. Then they’ll be really effective.

Well, only for one week a month.

[Lazamataz]

Tactical Women’s Alert Team.

I see what you did there!

I have an entry!

Chilean Unified National Tactical Squad.

Also

Terrorism Interdiction Tactical Squad.

[Lazamataz]

You win!

I dunno. See my entries, above.

[Scrambler Bob]

Clips hold your hair back during ‘ops’.

Magazines are what you read in the beauty shop.

[zeugma]

the all-women team has garnered praise for their advanced training and skills

I'm sure they are really good at killing dogs and innocent bystanders, which is all that really matters in a SWAT team.

[fidelis]

The key is you got to sync up their cycles, so they all have PMS at the same time. Then they’ll be really effective.
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Well, only for one week a month.

Well, now-- if they had a rotation of four teams who each served during their week, it could work...

[NorthMountain]

I won’t address the appropriateness of police pretending to be soldiers ...

I’ll just address what I see here.

I used to watch ‘American Ninja Warrior”, a very similar form of athletic competition.

Nothing I saw in that video surprises me.

[piytar]

LOL

[TigerClaws]

This leads to real world danger — female deputy overpowered by prisoner at courthouse who stole weapon and shot and killed her.

Celebrate the diversity. Live with the suck.

[NorthMountain]

Yeah, pretty much. I don’t approve of cop-chicks.

Cops should be big men, who know how to be calm and polite.

[fr_freak]

They should have had a longer interval between themselves. The tension on the lines created a negative angle catenary that pulled them to the center instead of to the end of the line.

OMGzzzz! The mansplaining! The mansplaining!

[Albion Wilde]

And here I thought the wimyn’s front-loaded ballast would help.

I think the courses were designed around men, whose center of gravity is higher, if they are fit. Some of those women had big ol' thunder thighs. They all did better when they raised their feet and went one at a time.

[Oil Object Insp]

So you’re telling us.... because of the junk in the trunk, the dangle changed the angle, and they needed more space during the race?