Pentagon report warns America is unequipped to defend itself from an EXTRATERRESTRIAL ALIEN invasion

Daily Mail ^ | Stacey Liberatore

[RoosterRedux]

Are you diverted or distracted?

[RoosterRedux]

You realize that there isn’t a budget line item for saving the world from aliens, don’t you?

[RoosterRedux]

Will Smith will give the aliens the Chris Rock treatment (right after he discovers his wife has been enjoying her alien probes a little too much).;-)

[pgobrien]

We are obviously not prepared for TERRESTRIAL invaders.

[Peter ODonnell]

Surrender, earthlings, or we will enasculate your every katcwhoobazangie.

We’re waiting.

[JBW1949]

Just get Slim Whitman’s “Indian Love Call” recording...That’ll wipe ‘em out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Robert DeLong]

Nor do we need to be.

[JBW1949]

That would end it...They’d all die laughing!!!!!

[Gil4]

The Daily Mail? I thought crop circles/alien bulls-eyes were over there. When the threat comes (never) they will find out first.

[sergeantdave]

The 50-IQ, fat federal bureaucrats, who hate guns and can’t figure out which bathroom to use, couldn’t confiscate a dozen weapons from Americans lying on their deathbeds, let alone stopping a UFO invasion.

[dfwgator]

Just get Slim Whitman’s “Indian Love Call” recording...That’ll wipe ‘em out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As long as they blow up Congress, first.

[unread]

Oh my.. With all that’s going on in our nation and the world and THIS is what’s occupying the minds of our military’s best.?? We’re in big trouble..

[cgbg]

Hey Rooster—the Pentagon IG wrote this nonsense—that scares me a lot more than an alien invasion.

[Paal Gulli]

If space aliens show up they’ll have come from someplace thousands of light years away, meaning they possess a technology so superior to anything we have we wouldn’t stand a chance against them anyway.

[HartleyMBaldwin]

Geri Hallowell? She was good-looking, but I don’t think aliens would become addicted.

(Yes, I have read Harry Turtledove’s Worldwar series.)

[cgbg]

They would probably have a list of ten thousand ways to annihilate us—probably let one of their kindergarten classes take a vote on how to proceed.

;-)

[RoosterRedux]

Yep. IG = internal auditor.

[Williams]

How could you possibly defend against unknown superior aliens?

[jpp113]

We form an informal air force to attack them consisting of a drunken crop duster pilot, pResident Brandon and Will Smith

[grumpygresh]

More vaccines and woke recruits will fix the problem.