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Gavin Newsom Throws Dart At Board Covered In Black Lesbians To Select Next Senator
Babylon Bee ^ | 10/02/2023 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/02/2023 1:08:31 PM PDT by DFG

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1 posted on 10/02/2023 1:08:31 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Ahahahahahahahaha!


2 posted on 10/02/2023 1:10:08 PM PDT by skr (Righteousness exalteth a nation: sin is a reproach to any people. - Proverbs 14:34)
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To: DFG

Who is a registered Maryland? voter? If reports are true....WTH ?


3 posted on 10/02/2023 1:10:39 PM PDT by wardamneagle
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Well it kind of the perfect quota pick for the Alt Left. She is a radical female/black/homosexual/abortionist.


4 posted on 10/02/2023 1:11:25 PM PDT by MNJohnnie (Don't blame me, my congressman is MTG!)
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To: DFG

Who is a registered Maryland? voter? If reports are true.... Come on “Bee” get it right...lol


5 posted on 10/02/2023 1:11:44 PM PDT by wardamneagle
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To: DFG

So what she lives in Maryland?

She owns a house in California. Good enough, right?


6 posted on 10/02/2023 1:16:24 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ Wm. Blake)
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Newsom is not a black lesbian so that should stop his political ambitions right there.


7 posted on 10/02/2023 1:18:08 PM PDT by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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“ Newsom is not a black lesbian so that should stop his political ambitions right there.”
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HOW DARE YOU! How do you know he doesn’t self-identify as a black lesbian? ;-)


8 posted on 10/02/2023 1:21:18 PM PDT by House Atreides (I’m now ULTRA-MAGA. -PRO-MAX)
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To: DFG

Monkeys has more dignity to make that call


9 posted on 10/02/2023 1:22:39 PM PDT by keving (We the government )
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To: DFG

Angela Davis checked all the boxes—Newsom better watch out because Angela may start a revolution about this colonial oppression thingy....


10 posted on 10/02/2023 1:23:44 PM PDT by cgbg ("Creative minds have always been known to survive any kind of bad training." Anna Freud.)
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Prime Minister Justin Trudeau greets members of the federal cabinet as he arrives to speak at a media availability after a cabinet swearing-in ceremony at Rideau Hall in Ottawa on July 26.

11 posted on 10/02/2023 1:25:55 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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Not many White males in Justin Trudeau’s Cabinet. Easier for him to control everybody.


12 posted on 10/02/2023 1:26:56 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: DFG

Hey, I thought The Bee was supposed to be a satire site.


13 posted on 10/02/2023 1:30:00 PM PDT by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
She owns a house in California. Good enough, right?

I think the requirement is "can find it on the map." Appropriate assistance may be obtained, and the requirement can be waived for well-qualified candidates.

14 posted on 10/02/2023 1:30:30 PM PDT by Gil4 (And the trees are all kept equal by hatchet, ax and saw)
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Qualifications? We don’t need no steenking qualifications.


15 posted on 10/02/2023 1:36:11 PM PDT by beethovenfan (The REAL Great Reset will be when Jesus returns. )
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To: DFG

Gavin Gruesome did it again.

He is going to nominate a knucklehead black Troglo-dyke to replace Died-anne Feinstein.


16 posted on 10/02/2023 1:37:07 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel
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He’s gearing up for his White House run.

Newsom/Buttgig


17 posted on 10/02/2023 1:42:46 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (A truth that’s told with bad intent, Beats all the lies you can invent ~ Wm. Blake)
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I think the original headline was better.

“...At Board Covered In Black Lesbians...”

“Put out a casting call for far left black lesbians. They just need to be naked, strapped to a spinning wheel, then the blindfolded governor will throw darts at them. The one that gets the most darts stuck in them will become the next US Senator.”


18 posted on 10/02/2023 1:45:17 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("All he had was a handgun. Why did you think that was a threat?" --Rittenhouse Prosecutor)
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To: DFG

That is all Ca. needs; another pervert to govern the State.


19 posted on 10/02/2023 1:46:41 PM PDT by chopperk
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To: wardamneagle
Who is a registered Maryland? voter? If reports are true....WTH ?

No California black lesbian was radical enough.

20 posted on 10/02/2023 1:55:27 PM PDT by null and void (I am fine with liberal cities eating the results of their recipes. H/T ConservativeMind)
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