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Not so aloof-ah! Frisky senior swingers at a Florida retirement village are tying different colored LOOFAHS to their cars to indicate sexual preferences to potential partners
Daily Mail ^ | 02/23/23 | Daily Mail

Posted on 02/22/2023 10:36:25 AM PST by srmanuel

No wonder so many people are moving to Florida, some say it's an Urban Legend others say it's the real thing, my first reaction was LOOFAHS, really ?? For years I've heard the Villages in Florida is a retirement community where anything goes for those inclined to partake, evidently now the swingers have a system to indicate who and what they are into. Personally, I may never buy a loofah again.

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TOPICS: Outdoors
KEYWORDS: fl; florida; retirement; swingers; thevillages; toomuchfreetime
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To: Boogieman
My gal-pal has a golf cart and drives it around. But she does it at a large nudest camp in Indiana. And yes, there is alot of extra curricular activity there, she says. She said I get to visit there next summer.
41 posted on 02/22/2023 12:29:47 PM PST by Lockbar (Even when you think you finally have enough ammo, you still really don't have enough. )
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To: Red Badger

I’ve planted them several times. Last year they grew, but not enough to produce any sponges.

They’re handy as disposable, compostable scrubbing sponges, for dishes or skin. They’re on my list of non-edible-but-important survival garden plants, alongside things like soapwort and pyrethrum daisies.

But in my area, they apparently needed to be started earlier than when I started them.


42 posted on 02/22/2023 12:45:50 PM PST by Ellendra (A single lie on our side does more damage than a thousand lies on their side.)
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To: Ellendra

Sometimes temperature can stunt growth if too hot or cold................


43 posted on 02/22/2023 12:47:42 PM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegal aliens are put up in hotels.....................)
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To: srmanuel

Those are scrubbies, not loofahs. Loofahs are vegetable remains used as sponges.


44 posted on 02/22/2023 12:48:49 PM PST by dangus
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To: dangus

Lol...50 Shades of Grey-Hairs


45 posted on 02/22/2023 12:56:04 PM PST by wyokostur
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To: dangus

One thing is certain about this thread, there is nothing universally funny on FR, to me the story is funny as heck, I wish everyone took it that way.


46 posted on 02/22/2023 12:56:17 PM PST by srmanuel ( )
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To: wyokostur

A Whiter Shade of Tan?


47 posted on 02/22/2023 12:59:48 PM PST by dangus
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To: srmanuel

Prob true to some extent. There are things like this going on here in Az Sun City and Tucson has some ‘clothing optional’ resorts, been on the news in the past but not in a long time but I’m sure they still exist.

You’d think when you get to the entrance to the last door you’d be more considering what’s on the other side of that door.


48 posted on 02/22/2023 4:19:52 PM PST by Beowulf9
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To: JoSixChip
I live in The Villages

I live in S.E. Michigan and if I could move down there, I would do so in a heartbeat.

Love the amenities, especially the softball sports available to the residents.......

49 posted on 02/22/2023 4:53:48 PM PST by Hot Tabasco
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To: ClearCase_guy

In my 50’s I dreamed of life in the retirement homes, villages or whatever. I was gonna the the Don Juan of the facilities. Now that I am near 70, I find I am the Don’t Juana, Don’t a care a.


50 posted on 02/22/2023 6:31:49 PM PST by Glad2bnuts ("People who didn't take take the Jab have -0- regrets, those who did may be SADS.)
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To: Glad2bnuts

So you are at the “best part of sex is thinking about it and remembering it” stage?


51 posted on 02/22/2023 10:28:02 PM PST by chickenlips (Neuter your politicians)
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To: chickenlips

Yes, I may have burned myself out in earlier years. Life is better without it at this stage.


52 posted on 02/22/2023 11:00:47 PM PST by Glad2bnuts ("People who didn't take take the Jab have -0- regrets, those who did may be SADS.)
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To: srmanuel

As an aside, I always thought I was allergic to loofahs, then I learned you have to wet them first.


53 posted on 02/23/2023 3:41:41 AM PST by LouAvul (Daniel 4:17: "..the most High ruleth in the kingdom of men, and giveth it to whomsoever he will.." )
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