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Not so aloof-ah! Frisky senior swingers at a Florida retirement village are tying different colored LOOFAHS to their cars to indicate sexual preferences to potential partners
Daily Mail ^ | 02/23/23 | Daily Mail

Posted on 02/22/2023 10:36:25 AM PST by srmanuel

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To: rockvillem

maybe it started out as a 4chan hoax which has turned into a real thing, take a crazy idea no one would believe in and see what happens.


21 posted on 02/22/2023 10:59:07 AM PST by srmanuel
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To: ConservativeMind

So how many black loofahs do you own ??


22 posted on 02/22/2023 10:59:46 AM PST by srmanuel
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To: srmanuel

“sold a home up North”

And that ain’t helping!


23 posted on 02/22/2023 11:01:03 AM PST by V_TWIN (America...so great even the people that hate it refuse to leave!)
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To: srmanuel

Ironically, I had a black and blaze orange one last year, but now use a Japanese bath cloth that does an even better job, and doesn’t fall apart.


24 posted on 02/22/2023 11:01:52 AM PST by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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To: srmanuel

I guess fuzzy dice are just so 1966?


25 posted on 02/22/2023 11:02:36 AM PST by Fai Mao (Starve the beast and steal its food!)
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To: srmanuel

Joe Biden Singing about The Villages: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCal9X-ZXiU


26 posted on 02/22/2023 11:02:50 AM PST by kellymcneill
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To: I want the USA back

We grow loofahs. Wonder if there is a market down there LOL


27 posted on 02/22/2023 11:05:21 AM PST by oldasrocks (quew)
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To: V_TWIN

It is if you have no mortgage on your home and have owned it for years.

Cash in on 200-300k or more in equity and move to Florida and pay cash for a new house with a pool in the Villages and hang loofahs on your golfcart in every color of the rainbow.


28 posted on 02/22/2023 11:09:00 AM PST by srmanuel
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To: srmanuel

I had never heard about this until my son was egging me about sending me there for my later years. He is gathering loofahs so he can be ready to fling me out the car.


29 posted on 02/22/2023 11:11:27 AM PST by lastchance (Credo.)
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To: srmanuel

Must have been a slow week in The Villages, or else this is one of those urban legends.

Visited my sister and BIL down there a few months back for nearly a week. Saw about a zillion golf carts, along with regular cars of course, didn’t see a single loofah. YMMV of course, but it’s viewed as kind of a joke down there, at least among my sister and her friends.


30 posted on 02/22/2023 11:12:11 AM PST by Roadrunner383
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To: NorthMountain
LOL...is the tiger still attached?

Sigh. Those were the days, my friend.

31 posted on 02/22/2023 11:12:35 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom (There is lots of money and power in Green Communism and we all know where Communism ends.)
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To: Roadrunner383

Maybe your relatives don’t partake of that lifestyle, it’s likely a minority of the people down there riding around with loofah’s on their vehicles advertising what type of swinger they are, assuming it’s true at all.


32 posted on 02/22/2023 11:15:44 AM PST by srmanuel
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To: srmanuel

On a similar note, most people could care less what your ‘preference’ is (as long as it is not children). Just don’t do the in-your-face broadcasting, YOU have to accept and celebrate me crap. I used to joke about preferences ‘should I tattoo blonde hair - blue eyes on my forehead?’

Typing the ‘except children’ part above made me sick, and now I want to buy a new keyboard.


33 posted on 02/22/2023 11:22:20 AM PST by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
Ustacould get these at the gas station:

Back when Americans knew how to have fun.

Happy Motoring!

34 posted on 02/22/2023 11:22:44 AM PST by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: srmanuel

I live in The Villages and can state as fact this article is complete bs. The Villages is a very conservative place and the media is always trying to tarnish us. Like the two movies they put out, all lies. Check out The Villages online, lots of good info and live cams.


35 posted on 02/22/2023 11:48:58 AM PST by JoSixChip (2020: The year of unreported truths; 2021: My main take away from this year? Trust no one.)
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To: JoSixChip

I take it you don’t own any black loofahs ??

We get so many articles posted on FR that lead to major arguments, this one made me laugh, it’s all in good fun, whatever anyone is trying to do to make the Villages look bad isn’t working considering how the place is growing.

If it doesn’t pertain to how you live, ignore it and life your life.


36 posted on 02/22/2023 11:54:51 AM PST by srmanuel
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To: srmanuel

What a hit piece. DM no likey The Villages? Because they’re right-leaning?

Give me a break. With all the golf-carts etc. having something to make it easier to find is a no-brainer.


37 posted on 02/22/2023 11:57:36 AM PST by bicyclerepair (Let's Go Brandon!)
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To: Lockbar

Don’t hang around any garbage cans, Sir. A word to the wise!


38 posted on 02/22/2023 12:03:01 PM PST by alstewartfan ("She looks like she's 19 years old, sitting there like a lady with her legs crossed." Creepy Joe)
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To: srmanuel

“There must be 50 ways to leave your loofah.” — Paul Simon


39 posted on 02/22/2023 12:04:06 PM PST by dangus
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To: rockvillem
... Makes for a funny urban legend, but has no basis in reality!

Please, Lord, let that be true.

40 posted on 02/22/2023 12:06:33 PM PST by gloryblaze
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