Omigosh, those make me laugh so hard!
I remember one from a few years ago that went sort of like this:
“Mom, I’m here for dinner. Ringing the doorbell and you’re not answering. What gives?”
“I’m in the backyard, picking my herpes.”
“Uh…Mom?”
“Sorry! I’m out back, picking my herpes.”
“Herpes.”
“HERBS.”
I laughed for days on that one for some reason.
Some of those come across as speech-to-text errors.