[kiryandil]

The Western telepaths embedded in the walls of the Kremlin have once again spilled the beans on the nefarious inner thoughts of Pootie and his High Russian Command.

Now that Moscow itself is under siege by the Azov troops from Mariupol who were evacuated directly to the front lines of the Great Ukrainian Spring Offensive of May 2022, and Putin is bedridden with multiple cancers in every organ in his body, stricken like Colonel Bowie at the Alamo, I think there is no hope for the Russians.

Once hardened Daily Fail journo-soldiers Will Stewart, Tom Brown, David Averre, Chris Matthews, James Franey and Katie Freeman parachute into Red Square, it'll be all over but the shouting.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I detect your sarcasm now. I missed it at first. I apologize.