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Red Wave: Polls Indicate Even The Dead May Vote Republican This November
Babylon Bee ^ | 04/26/2022 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 04/26/2022 11:33:49 AM PDT by DFG

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1 posted on 04/26/2022 11:33:49 AM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

If the dead change their minds, it’s bad for the Democrats.


2 posted on 04/26/2022 11:34:36 AM PDT by Luke21
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To: Luke21

That’s what I was going to say. One of those “My dead grandpa voted Dem, my dead dad votes Dem, so I’m gonna vote Dem” things.


3 posted on 04/26/2022 11:35:43 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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If the bee keeps this up, twitter will shirley ban them


4 posted on 04/26/2022 11:35:49 AM PDT by dsrtsage ( Complexity is just simple lacking imagination)
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To: DFG

The Bee is hitting grand-slams today. Love ya, Bee


5 posted on 04/26/2022 11:36:08 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (It seems the only immunity the vaccines provide is that big pharma can’t be sued.)
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To: DFG

“I am the living dead”

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W4vTN1WvIbY


6 posted on 04/26/2022 11:37:04 AM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: DFG

After the Biden/Democrat dumpster fire for the past 15 months, if the Democrats came out on top in November, not a single truthful person in this country would buy it. No way.

It would be utterly outrageous and obvious.


7 posted on 04/26/2022 11:39:02 AM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: ifinnegan

Night of the living dead:

“It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder. A widespread investigation of funeral homes, morgues, and hospitals has concluded that the unburied dead have been returning to life and seeking human victims. It’s hard for us here to be reporting this to you, but it does seem to be a fact.”

VOTING:

“It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of voting for Democrats. A widespread investigation of funeral homes, morgues, and hospitals has concluded that the unburied dead have been returning to life and voting for Democrat politicians does seem to be a fact.


8 posted on 04/26/2022 11:41:03 AM PDT by max americana (fired leftards on cue after every election since 1992, and enjoyed seeing these bastards cry)
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To: dragnet2

I’m guessing they cheat in smaller less publicized races.


9 posted on 04/26/2022 11:41:18 AM PDT by Leep (Freedom: "What's the big deal" -joe biden)
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To: dragnet2

Don’t put it past them. They will repeat the claims of the Canadian and French elections. It was an almost win for the right. They almost won, by golly. They are getting closer. Democrat power may be slightly less as a result of their great showing. Better luck next time.


10 posted on 04/26/2022 11:42:29 AM PDT by Luke21
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To: Leep

But this time thousands of people will be watching for fraud.


11 posted on 04/26/2022 11:43:18 AM PDT by dragnet2 (Diversion and evasion are tools of deceit)
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To: max americana

Lol. Yes.


12 posted on 04/26/2022 11:43:42 AM PDT by ifinnegan (Democrats kill babies and harvest their organs to sell)
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To: Still Thinking

If the Republicans don’t win the dead Union soldiers might do a real insurrection on the capital like the Democrats came close to doing in their Battle of Fort Stevens during the Civil War (when the Democrat Confederate army attacked a fort in the District of Columbia in what is now northwest Washington, DC).


13 posted on 04/26/2022 11:46:01 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: DFG

Well, once they start turning over in their graves, what do you expect?


14 posted on 04/26/2022 11:46:53 AM PDT by proxy_user
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To: NonValueAdded; Daffynition
Sen Mitt Romney feels confident that he'll weather the storm by continuing to plant himself firmly on the political fence. "By playing both sides I can please all voters of Utah and accomplish nothing," said a confident Romney. "No way they'll replace me with an actual Republican."

And just who has been busy inspiring them... from beyond? Me thinks a golden E-I-Bee microphone may bee involved:


15 posted on 04/26/2022 11:52:10 AM PDT by Ezekiel ("Come fly with US". Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with Mars ♂️.)
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To: DFG

Terrible news for Dems, as the dead have always been a “lock” for them.


16 posted on 04/26/2022 11:52:20 AM PDT by blues-train (blues train)
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To: DFG

Jerry Garcia may have something to say about this ;’}


17 posted on 04/26/2022 11:56:11 AM PDT by rockrr ( Everything is different now...)
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To: blues-train

I guess Joe got an earful from what has always been a solid democrat voting bloc when he was caught on camera shaking hands with them.


18 posted on 04/26/2022 11:58:57 AM PDT by hflynn ( )
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To: DFG

It will be more like a red tide than a red wave. The political equivalent of an algal bloom instead of a wave of fresh ideas in DC.

Those expecting big changes from Republicans are in for yet another disappointment. Some things never change.


19 posted on 04/26/2022 12:00:21 PM PDT by Starboard
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To: DFG


20 posted on 04/26/2022 12:04:48 PM PDT by 4Liberty (Remember when government paved the Roads and trained the Army – instead of lying and oppressing?)
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