M&M's To Make 'Inclusive' Candy Featuring More Masculine Female Characters, Male Character With Anxiety

National File ^ | 1/20/2022 | Tom Pappert

[Bon of Babble]

Today Mars, Inc., the company behind those bags of M&M’s, has announced that the sugar coated chocolates are going woke. Specifically, they’re making the female candy characters more masculine in a bid to make the sweet treats “inclusive.”

[Mr. K]

HOW ABOUT YOU JUST MAKE A BETTER CADY

[shoff]

They should move even further ahead of the curve and have piss yellow ones representing the board of directors of M&M’s.

[joshua c]

where are the black & brown m&ms? what a bunch of racists

[libh8er]

Their CEO is a committed Leftist.

[CrappieLuck]

They’ve already changed the “M” stamp to a “W” to represent “Woke”!!!

[Tell It Right]

Soon they’ll sell M&M’s in packets labeled “female” and they’ll be the ones with nuts. LOL

[Scarlett156]

I’m just really glad we don’t have TV every time I see something like this.

Mannish women! Where do they come up with this stuff, anyway?! *drinks whiskey straight out of the bottle*

[WMarshal]

If M&M were not just crappy chocolate in a pretty candy shell the company wouldn’t need to work the pervert angle so hard.

I will never buy M&M again but since I don’t buy much candy I don’t think it’ll make much difference.

[LottieDah]

M & M’s don’t taste as good as they did years ago. This faux “inclusivity” isn’t going to make them taste better or increase sales.

[SaxxonWoods]

Well, bye.

Chocolate is everywhere.

[Raebie]

Everything is stupid.

[I want the USA back]

All those who consider this to be a way of achieving “inclusivity” participate in the insanity that spawned this delusional hysteria.

Candy isn’t male or female. Dumbledore is not gay. Homo sapiens and other primates come in two sexes, male and female, and it’s easy to determine which sex an individual is by examining genetic material.

This modern insanity denies facts proven by science.

[Dr. Sivana]

I'll have to bring back Smarties next time I am in Canada. My Canadian wife says they are better anyway.

[mikelets456]

Another on the “boycott” list of companies. However, I see a healthier outcome with this “boycott”.

[Harpotoo]

Is it 4/1 already?-)

[all the best]

Give your kids an apple and tell them that it identifies as an M&M.

[TnTnTn]

Goodbye…

[Vaduz]

Check

[Fiji Hill]

I recall the black-and-white commercials which proclaimed that M&Ms “melt in your mouth, not in your hand.” And that was true, if you put them in your mouth fast enough.

[Secret Agent Man]

The two main male m&m candies are already that way.

Idiots. Good thing i dont eat crap chocolate anymore.