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M&M's To Make 'Inclusive' Candy Featuring More Masculine Female Characters, Male Character With Anxiety
National File ^ | 1/20/2022 | Tom Pappert

Posted on 01/21/2022 6:22:06 AM PST by Bon of Babble

Today Mars, Inc., the company behind those bags of M&M’s, has announced that the sugar coated chocolates are going woke. Specifically, they’re making the female candy characters more masculine in a bid to make the sweet treats “inclusive.”

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Apparently this is part of a corporate effort on behalf of the candy company to instill a “sense of belonging for 10 million people around the world by 2025.”

They will accomplish this goal by switching out the shoes on the green M&M character.

MMs-Candy

1 posted on 01/21/2022 6:22:06 AM PST by Bon of Babble
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To: Bon of Babble

But, male characters with anxiety beat up female characters.


2 posted on 01/21/2022 6:23:14 AM PST by cuban leaf (My prediction: Harris is Spiro Agnew. We'll soon see who becomes Gerald Ford, and our next prez.)
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To: Bon of Babble

I don’t need my candy humanized. Thanks.


3 posted on 01/21/2022 6:23:23 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (The experts are liars. The conspiracy theorists are the people who have figured out the Truth.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

How “conforming” of them..

have they ASKED the M&Ms for their preferred pronouns?

How do we know that green, brown and orange self identify as male or female?

Aren’t they just ASSUMING their identifications based on patriarchal constructs and oppressive non wokness?

Do better Mars!


4 posted on 01/21/2022 6:26:50 AM PST by uranium penguin
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To: uranium penguin

What if the M&Ms want to identify as Skittles or Reeces’ Pieces?


5 posted on 01/21/2022 6:30:22 AM PST by kosciusko51
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To: Bon of Babble
Just one big happy family of sexual deviants and woke weirdos we all are - right?


6 posted on 01/21/2022 6:31:24 AM PST by GaltAdonis (As a nation of freemen we must live through all time or die by suicide. Abe Lincoln)
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To: Bon of Babble

Do the individual pieces of candy know what their gender is supposed to be? Have they suddenly become sentient?

Wokeness has become a parody of itself.


7 posted on 01/21/2022 6:32:13 AM PST by alloysteel (There are folks running the government who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches - Will Rogers)
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To: Bon of Babble

Fear and anxiety prompted this action, and oh yes, also STUPIDITY.


8 posted on 01/21/2022 6:33:15 AM PST by Don Corleone (leave the gun, take the canolis)
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To: Bon of Babble

So this will be like the woke Legos but edible.


9 posted on 01/21/2022 6:33:28 AM PST by Mozilla
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To: kosciusko51

Exactly!

There are at least 37 genders.

Why are they not ALL represented?

What does Mars have against Trans and Queer? Are they transphobic? Is that why they are NOT represented?

(We could do this ALL DAY)


10 posted on 01/21/2022 6:33:47 AM PST by uranium penguin
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To: Bon of Babble

everyone is on meds for anxiety these days.


11 posted on 01/21/2022 6:35:42 AM PST by ronniesgal (if more folks would mind their own business the world would be a better place.)
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To: kosciusko51

The peanut butter M&M is actually a Reese’s Piece identifying as an M&M. The M is surgically attached.


12 posted on 01/21/2022 6:35:44 AM PST by KarlInOhio (I stand behind Alec Baldwin. It is far too dangerous to stand in front of him.)
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To: uranium penguin
In the spirit of corporate "wokeness" here's an idea.

No need to change the cartoon characters, just promote the colors to identify the representative groups:

Blue M&Ms = Democrat/Communists
Red M&Ms = "Native" Americans
Yellow M&Ms = Metrosexual American "men"
Dark Brown M&Ms = Self-explanatory

13 posted on 01/21/2022 6:36:48 AM PST by glennaro (Do not live your life in irrational fear. Live unmasked, unvaxxed, untested; unbullied and unafraid.)
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To: Bon of Babble; CondoleezzaProtege

As if the Red and Yellow M&Ms weren’t anxious about being eaten already.

GOOD.

GRIEF.


14 posted on 01/21/2022 6:36:54 AM PST by KC_Lion
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To: Bon of Babble

Cuz nothing is more appetizing than a woman with testicles and a man with ovaries.

Yuck.

I’ll never be able to eat another m n m again.


15 posted on 01/21/2022 6:38:25 AM PST by cuz1961 (USCGR Veteran )
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To: Bon of Babble

Isn’t their caramel female and black


16 posted on 01/21/2022 6:39:09 AM PST by butlerweave
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To: Bon of Babble

What color are the Black Looter Movement going to be?


17 posted on 01/21/2022 6:40:44 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (You can vote your way into socialism but you have to shoot your way out of it.)
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To: cuban leaf

All of the red M&Ms are muttering “oh, noooo!” Behind their anxious fake smiles. And the sexy green ones now are all named Pat, Sammy, and Bobbi, whose pronoun choice is zot.


18 posted on 01/21/2022 6:41:06 AM PST by drSteve78 (Je suis Deplorable. STILL)
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To: Bon of Babble

From Time:

“ Grant Reid, the CEO of Mars—the 109-year-old, $40 billion privately held pet-care, candy and food behemoth—has embarked on a multiyear effort to make the global food-supply chain more equitable and sustainable.”

https://time.com/5899953/mars-ceo-grant-reid-candy-halloween/#:~:text=Grant%20Reid%2C%20the%20CEO%20of,chain%20more%20equitable%20and%20sustainable.


19 posted on 01/21/2022 6:42:27 AM PST by libh8er
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To: Bon of Babble

They can choke on it.


20 posted on 01/21/2022 6:43:21 AM PST by clintonh8r (Truth is hate speech to those who hate the truth)
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