Did you hear about the Aggie* who joined Hamas?
His first job was to blow up a bus.
He burned his mouth on the tailpipe.
* “Aggie jokes” are to Texans what “Polish jokes” or “blonde jokes” are to the rest of humanity - it’s the way I heard it.
2 posted on
12/04/2021 9:22:12 PM PST by
decal
(MOLON JABE)
To: JerusalemOne
They are always ready. And remember Arab Islamic racist attacks are "just" aout the occfakeupation.
To: JerusalemOne
Guess what Mr. Hamas is getting for Xmas? A blow-up doll!
To: JerusalemOne
Islam is an incredibly serious mental illness —extremely dangerous to everyone they can reach
5 posted on
12/04/2021 9:31:34 PM PST by
faithhopecharity
(“Politicians are not born. They’re excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: JerusalemOne
“We are ready to blow up buses [and] carry out martyrdom-seeking operations.”
That should read “We are ready to blow up busses (and) get mentally ill or blackmailed people to carry out martyrdom-seeking operations.”
We will martyr ourselves at a later date.
To: JerusalemOne
He said: "We are ready with our weapons [and] our rockets. We are ready to blow up buses [and] carry out martyrdom-seeking operations. Our people are ready for a powerful revolution against the occupier."Potential Dem 2024 Presidential hopeful?
To: JerusalemOne
9 posted on
12/04/2021 10:26:06 PM PST by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
To: JerusalemOne
10 posted on
12/04/2021 11:02:16 PM PST by
PGR88
To: JerusalemOne
Israeli sniper: “thank you for accepting my bullet into your brain, O glorious shahid!”
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12 posted on
12/04/2021 11:10:23 PM PST by
Celtic Conservative
(My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
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