Posted on 11/24/2021 1:52:27 PM PST by Fractal Trader
Whenever I click on my Bluetooth remote control to communicate with my Apple TV my left arm (in which I received both my COVID-19 vaccine shots) involuntary extends and my left hand fingers make a gripping motion. Very strange. 🙀🙀🤗🤷‍♂️
I knew something had to be wrong. </s>
I’m not vaccinated but I do come up as 7A-23-4K-67-8E-AB if you want to look me up.
What’s sad is that there are people here on FR who will take this bullshit seriously.
Just...
No.
Stop it.
I blocked your MAC a week ago. Stay off my WiFi. Don’t try to reroute through humblerifle since his MAC is also blocked.
Oh, come on…
Utter nonsense.
The tech to pull this off with nothing more than an injection of some
liquid. (ANY Liquid!) simply doesn’t exit. At least not yet.
It would require extraordinarily sophisticated self assembly nano-bots
of a complexity and intelligence well into a “Not of this Earth” level.
This is a BS hit piece intended to make anti-vaccination mandate people
look silly.
Just like the hundreds of other WAY over the top BS pieces already out there.
What such nonsense articles have in common is fairly sophisticated
weaponized Political Science, for the easily manipulated masses.
~Easy
Dr. Strangelove had a similar problem with his right hand.
For the love of all that is holy - please No!
The stupid hurts.
After the second booster, I closed me eyes and was able to read email on the back of my eyelids!
The report will be released in its entirety on the 31st of this month?
In other words, never?
Dang!
Got to get up into the attic and locate all my spare tinfoil hats...
Just one more reason to be a null-vaxxer...
Does this mean we can use the vaccinated for a hot spot? 🤪
I am in no way supporting this theory, but it did raise a question.
As so many things that are “impossible” are now every day stuff, is there anyway that some substance in the clot shot could simply be a repeater receiving power to operate from a satellite similar to the way cordless power recharges work?
I don’t have any cordless chargers. All I know about them is what I have seen in ads.
The really slick thing is that my body now picks up Spotify and directly stimulates my eardrums. I’m having trouble selecting playlists, though, but I’m sure that will be solved soon.
7A-23-4K-67-8E-AB if you want to look me up.
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MAC address look up can’t find you, so you are safe.
Of course it’s “not of this earth”! It’s those lizard people who invented the vax. Yeah, probably the greys. Unless it was the Norwegian Blues.
Some very funny replies here. Thanks for the laughs, you guys.
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