Hello. Sure, and your name.
Jessie.
Great. And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards?
We do. Can you tell us who our server will be?
Um, looks like Brad will be your server tonight.
Great. Can you show us Brad's vaccination card?
Um...
And also, can you provide me with proof that Brad is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases?
Um...
Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc, so if you could provide us with Brad's most recent tox screen, that would be great.
Um... Let me get the manager for you.
That would be great, thanks.
I may try that at some nazi restaurant or at some public office where I am not doing any real business at. Would be fun to get kicked out and heartily laughing at the same time.
I asked for the results of their latest HIV test.
Yeah, before someone cries at me, this person was not just an employee, they were the owner.
We went to the place next door where they did not ask for personal information.