Who knew that white supremacy was our big problem? I had always heard it was climate change, but since I’m hearing it from the same people, then maybe it is the same problem.
"Honey, the cars making a weird noise."
"Well there it is...just a skinhead in the engine compartment."
"Dear, the washing machines acting up again. Take a look."
"Aha! One of those pesky Klansmen was in that load of sheets!"