“Platitudes we’ve seen on bumper stickers for a century have now taken root in our yards.”
Signs on lawns are just pathetic Christmas gifts.
I once asked a retired professor in Berkeley, “Why are there so many bumper stickers on the cars in Berkeley?” He said, “Because there are many people in Berkeley who did drugs, destroyed their memories and use bumper stickers as reminders.”
My brother basically does whatever his wife tells him to do and his wife is a hard left wacky doodle. So for his birthday I got him a weinermobile sign. It was his 80th and I tried to get the weinermobile itself to visit his house but they’re not doing that because COVID.