[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

I beg to differ. My cornbread is made in a antique skillet. It is as round as any Pi. ;-)

[Does so]

Beauregard returns home after a month away at college. Mommy and Daddy are very proud.

Daddy asks, "Well, Beau, what did you get teached in college?"

Beau: "I learnt, πr-squared".

Daddy, angrily: "That's ridiculous—We sent you to college for that?

Pie are round! Corn bread are square".