Alexandria Ocasio Smollett’s harsh month

Flopping Aces ^ | 02-04-21 | DrJohn

[Starman417]

Alexandria Ocasio Smollett has had a tough month. She was nearly murdered by Ted Cruz in the January 6 riots.

The New York Democrat took to Instagram Live to discuss her experiences during the Jan. 6 rioting, when rioters supporting President Donald Trump stormed the U.S. Capitol, committing acts of vandalism and postponing the certification of the 2020 electoral college results as members of Congress were forced to evacuate the building.

“Hide, hide, run and hide,” Ocasio-Cortez recalled one of her staffers telling her.

After hearing loud banging on her office door, Ocasio-Cortez said she hid in her bathroom as she braced herself for her office to be breached.

A man broke into her office, she said, and she could hear him yelling before and after he entered, “Where is she? Where is she?”

“I thought I was going to die,” Ocasio-Cortez said. “I have never been quieter in my entire life.”

And it was actually worse than that

But as it turns out, AOS wasn't even in the building

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) was not in the U.S. Capitol Building when a mob violently stormed it on January 6 but rather in her Cannon Office Building office. The second-term congresswoman has since recanted her experience during the deadly siege, which she has described as “near-death.” However, no rioters broke into Cannon, a Wednesday report from the conservative publication RedState claims.

But the January riots weren't the only crisis she's survived. She revealed that she was the victim of a sexual assault. Apparently it happened in Manhattan when the temperature was about -10 degrees. After closing a night club where she was tending bar she was reportedly beaten and taunted with misogynistic and racial slurs, doused with bleach, and assaulted with a noose-like rope around the neck by two white men in ski masks and MAGA hats, who told her “This is MAGA country."

She refuses to identify them and the attackers have not been apprehended.

And that's not the only surprise memory

[hoe_cake]

AOC will come to realize she is not princess of everything, that she is foolish, that we will push back.

[fortes fortuna juvat]

Anyone who shows her any respect whatsoever is showing respect to a person known to be a liar, hence totally untrustworthy, and therefore dangerous.

[Fiddlstix]

[lee martell]

Sorry Jesse. The surname “Smollet” still means LIAR to
most people. You’re famous now. Or infamous.

[patriot torch]

You can take a tramp out of the bar, but you can’t remove the tramp out of the congress whore.

[nickcarraway]

No matter how stupid things she does, it’s only a hard month if it impacts her negatively. That remains to be seen.

[Huskrrrr]

I think she believes she is on top and invincible. She doesn’t have the brains to be a major player, Nancy will take her down.

[Grampa Dave]

AOC Claims She Was Killed In The Capitol Riots And Is Now A Ghost
Babylon Bee ^ | February 5, 2021
Posted on 2/5/2021, 10:24:27 AM by rightwingintelligentsia

WASHINGTON D.C.—Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the world’s smartest socialist, gave more harrowing testimony of her experience during the January 6th riot at the Capitol. She said it was even worse than what she had previously revealed, stating that she was, in fact, killed by the riot and is now a ghost.

“It was a very scary riot,” said the ghostly apparition of Ocasio-Cortez. “Not like one of those nice Black Lives Matter ones where all that happened was someone’s barbershop or something got burned down. So scary, in fact, that I was killed by it. Murdered. Murdered by Ted Cruz. Woo-ooo!”

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...

[Metrobank]

Remember she was interviewed by a group that was looking for someone to put forth as their socialist candidate. Why people give her any credence on “her views” is beyond me.

[jmacusa]

“Quieter’’? This kid can’t shut up.

[simpson96]

It’s mind-blowing to think how much the world has changed in recent decades - that a person such as she thinks she knows it all, should be immune to criticism of any kind, and is fully entitled to anything she wants.

[jmacusa]

No she won’t. In her ever consuming quest to be famous and in the public eye she’ll go on making a fool of herself. She is incapable of understanding what an idiot she is.

[Bob434]

Alexandria Ocasio Smollett Wallace

They keep leaving off the Wallace

[Fiddlstix]

.....No she won’t. In her ever consuming quest to be famous and in the public eye she’ll go on making a fool of herself. She is incapable of understanding what an idiot she is.....