Attention: 50th annual bean supper tomorrow night at 6:00 in the church multi-purpose room. Music will follow.
More beans, Mr. Taggart?
Jerusalem Artichokes, aka Fartichokes win the gas producing foods war by miles. They also happen to be delicious both cooked and raw. Perfect for any church pitch in. Raw, sliced or diced on a salad or roasted or mashed into a excellent mashed potato like thing which is even better tasting. They contain a sugar/startch that people can not digest but gut critters love it and go into hyper mega overdrive churning and bubbling away like an extremely active beer fermenter. Rumps trumpet within about two hours and will play the tune for at least twelve. These are the eye watering nose bleeding hydrogen sulphide types of emissions. Go with the mash and add egg yolks and onions to boost available sulphur and coincidentally make the mash even more delicious. Other gas producing foods are molehills next to the Mt. Vesuvius of the mighty Fartichoke.
Re Att: 50th annual bean supper tomorrow hight at 6:00 in the church multi-purpose room. Music will follow”.
If they light any supper candles this will be the first church ever launched into orbit.
The music that will follow will be “Fly Me To The Moon”.