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Uranus may leak gas into space at least once a day
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| November 16, 2020
| Mike Wehner
Posted on 11/29/2020 5:26:35 PM PST by CheshireTheCat
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To: CheshireTheCat
Before even looking, I’m betting at least half of the comments on this thread are fart jokes.
That’s so sad.
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posted on
11/29/2020 7:25:00 PM PST
by
calenel
(Tree of Liberty is thirsty.)
To: calenel
Yes, yes. Of course, you are correct.
I am so sorry.
Uranus should be taken much more seriously and given due respect.
It is such an important planet and so vital to our existence.
Now I must get back to my milky way.
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posted on
11/29/2020 7:33:11 PM PST
by
CheshireTheCat
("Forgetting pain is convenient.Remembering it agonizing.But recovering truth is worth the suffering")
To: CheshireTheCat
*in to see the puns and jokes*
To: CheshireTheCat
At my age once a day would be great!
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posted on
11/29/2020 7:41:40 PM PST
by
OldGoatCPO
(No Caitiff Choir of Angles will sing for me)
To: CheshireTheCat
How would you like to be a planetary astronomer assigned to the Uranus team? No one would ever take you seriously.
85
posted on
11/29/2020 7:51:01 PM PST
by
IronJack
To: CheshireTheCat
May? May??? It’s a rare day when it doesn’t.
86
posted on
11/29/2020 7:52:09 PM PST
by
IronJack
To: IronJack
And you would have to team up with a gastroenterologist.
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posted on
11/29/2020 7:57:03 PM PST
by
CheshireTheCat
("Forgetting pain is convenient.Remembering it agonizing.But recovering truth is worth the suffering")
To: CheshireTheCat
Great headline. I admit I was immediately thinking Babylon Bee.
88
posted on
11/29/2020 8:22:32 PM PST
by
Sapwolf
(Talkers are usually more articulate than doers, since talk is their specialty. -Sowell)
To: Grimmy
Blame it on
The Dog,
Biden Did!
89
posted on
11/29/2020 8:22:48 PM PST
by
Big Red Badger
(TRUMP, the Other guy lives in a Basement!)
To: CheshireTheCat
Beavis and Butthead, please pick up the wbrown courtesy phone.
90
posted on
11/29/2020 8:24:25 PM PST
by
Fester Chugabrew
(I'd rather have a rude President than a polite tyrant.)
To: CheshireTheCat
There is a cure:
91
posted on
11/29/2020 8:45:51 PM PST
by
Alas Babylon!
("You, the American people, are my only special interest." --President Donald J. Trump)
To: Larry Lucido
Uranus needs Mylanta Take care of Uranus before mine,pal! (wink)
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posted on
11/29/2020 9:33:39 PM PST
by
llevrok
(Aunt Bea ran the Mount Pilot brothel.)
To: CheshireTheCat
Gives new meaning to,
![](https://mcguff1.files.wordpress.com/2020/11/unleashthekraken.gif)
old 5th grade joke.
93
posted on
11/29/2020 9:36:34 PM PST
by
McGruff
(We will not go quietly into the night. We will not surrender without a fight!)
To: CheshireTheCat
Uranus is weird. Them's fightin' words!
94
posted on
11/29/2020 10:19:52 PM PST
by
Paul R.
(You know your pullets are dumb if they don't recognize a half Whopper as food!)
To: Paul R.
Or...
Uranus is weird.
And just how the Hell would YOU know?
95
posted on
11/29/2020 10:22:59 PM PST
by
Paul R.
(You know your pullets are dumb if they don't recognize a half Whopper as food!)
To: CheshireTheCat
So much bad humor could have been avoided if they’d just named the damn thing Ouranos. Or Pluto, instead of that thing they demoted from planet status.
To: CheshireTheCat
The jokes just write themselves...
To: wardamneagle
Due to radiation and chemotherapy for pancreatic cancer (and nearby liver possibly being affected), I leak gas at least 10-15 times a day. Not enough Gas-X in the world to stop it, but it does help a lot.
I try to stay away from people during a long toot but I have seen bodies lying behind me in the Canned Fruits and Vegetable aisles in food stores. Sorry about that.
I do wear a “Do not light a match or smoke around me” sign when I go out. Only lost a couple of jerks who couldn’t read or refused to obey. They were millenials so no one has missed them yet. /SARC
To: Migraine
Re Att: 50th annual bean supper tomorrow hight at 6:00 in the church multi-purpose room. Music will follow”.
If they light any supper candles this will be the first church ever launched into orbit.
The music that will follow will be “Fly Me To The Moon”.
To: CheshireTheCat
Isn’t 17 times a day the average?
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posted on
11/30/2020 2:08:03 AM PST
by
NonValueAdded
("Sorry, your race card has been declined. Can you present any other form of argument?")
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