How not to get shot by the police.
1. STOP DOING ILLEGAL SHIT!
2. OBEY THE POLICE! When they say stop, you freaking stop! Don’t keep going to get into your car or go into your house (where there is possibly a gun or so you can drive over the cops).
3. DON’T RUN FROM COPS! They hate chasing your ass down. If you make them, you piss them off and at very least you are going to get body slammed to the ground.
4. DO NOT EVER, EVER REACH FOR SOMETHING THAT MIGHT BE MISTAKEN FOR A GUN! The cop often cannot see what you are reaching for be it a cell phone or pacifier for the baby. Don’t even ask to reach for something. Cops deal with criminals all day, this makes them jumpy at times.
There’s an old Chris Rock(?) sketch along these lines that I remember was pretty funny.