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Biden Tells Staffers To Pick Any Black Person For VP 'Since They All Think The Same Anyway' [Satire]
Babylon Bee ^ | August 7, 2020 | Staff

Posted on 08/08/2020 5:12:35 AM PDT by C19fan

According to sources within the Joe Biden campaign, staffers have been instructed to pick "any black person" for vice president, "since they all think the same anyway."

He made the comment while in a strategy meeting with aides in his basement.

"Just nab any old black person -- they're all pretty much interchangeable," Biden reportedly told his aides. "That Stacey chick, the Kamala cop lady, heck, get Denzel Washington for all I care. Any of them are fine. And poor VP candidates are almost as bright as white ones."

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: race
Whitey and their black allies do try to enforce ideological conformity on the African-American community.
1 posted on 08/08/2020 5:12:35 AM PDT by C19fan
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To: C19fan

No. He said their hair all smells the same.


2 posted on 08/08/2020 5:21:56 AM PDT by MattMusson (Sometimes the wind blows too much)
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To: C19fan

3 posted on 08/08/2020 5:32:03 AM PDT by Travis McGee (EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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At publishing time, aides said they felt sorry for Biden, since he was under the mistaken impression that he gets to pick the VP candidate himself.

Technically, the convention delegates do, but they almost always defer to the Presidential candidate, who is selected first.

4 posted on 08/08/2020 6:11:25 AM PDT by Lonesome in Massachussets ("Women's intuition" gave us the Salem witch trials and Kavanaugh hearings. Change my mind.)
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Get Hillary and give her a race change operation. A bit of shoe polish, and at this point, what difference would it make.


5 posted on 08/09/2020 5:30:04 PM PDT by Eleutheria5 ("SHUT UP!" he explained.)
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