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THIS KID IS EXCITED FOR HIS FIRST PAYCHECK...UNTIL HIS FIRST LESSON ON TAXES
Louder With Crowder ^ | 6/26/20 | BRODIGAN

Posted on 07/30/2020 12:06:59 PM PDT by Impala64ssa

We are all this kid. There is not a single person reading this post right now who has not shared this experience. Some of us may have shared this experience longer ago than others, but the experience was still shared. You get your first job. For me, it was McDonalds. It's your first time making money outside of getting an allowance from your parents. It's your first taste of adulthood.
You do the math in your head, multiplying how much you are making by how many hours you worked. Two weeks later, you get your first paycheck. You're happy. You're excited. Then unfortunately, you notice less money than you were expecting
I wish I could tell this kid it gets better. But the next lesson is finding out what your taxes get spent on. SPOILER: It's not bridges and roads, as leftist douchebags smugly say (see ANDREW YANG WANTS TO TAX COW FARTS TO CONTROL YOUR DIET and TRUMP TO STRUGGLING PARENTS: IF TEACHERS REFUSE TO DO THEIR JOB, YOU SHOULD HAVE YOUR SCHOOL TAXES REFUNDED). Then one day, you find yourself self-employed. It's your job to physically take the taxes out of your own paycheck and with each quarterly check you send to the government you find yourself becoming more and more of a libertarian whack job. Eventually, you die. And your family gets taxed for that.

My advice to this kid is to take those warm fuzzies he had before he opened the envelope and hang on them for as long as he can. More importantly, congratulations on the first job! Jokes about taxes aside, there are few better feelings.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Education; Government; Society
KEYWORDS: blexit; realitycheck; taxes; walkaway
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To: Vermont Lt
When it first started happening to me, it was in the Christmas season and I like having the extra spending money that time of year. Each year it would come a little sooner and last year it was in August. Maxing out the FICA tax is as good an indication as any that you are doing well financially.

This year, due to the pandemic, my bonuses are less, so I might have to wait until October to max out my FICA.

21 posted on 07/30/2020 12:52:01 PM PDT by SamAdams76
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To: Impala64ssa

Got my first paycheck @ 16 in ‘72, ran the numbers, 35% haircut. Can’t quote my comments here, though. Drag, it was...


22 posted on 07/30/2020 1:03:30 PM PDT by W. (What, me worry?)
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To: CharleysPride

I doubt he could spell corporation.


23 posted on 07/30/2020 1:20:17 PM PDT by DownInFlames (Galsd)
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To: amihow

My oldest and I were working the same place when he got his first paycheck. He was totally flabbergasted when it was less than he’d calculated he’d be getting.

He had anticipated income taxed but was not prepared for Social Security and Medicare.

I explained SS to him like this: that amount there? That is being taken from your check and being put directly into your grandparents’ SS checks. There is NOT an account with your name on it, set aside for you and waiting somewhere until you retire. From time to time you’ll get a letter from Social Security telling you how much “you” have available. That’s imaginary, OK?

A coworker and I had not long before that about the same subject. He had been looking at what he had been paying in SS as some sort of retirement account. We disabused him of that notion. He was a lot older than my kid, too!


24 posted on 07/30/2020 2:50:44 PM PDT by susannah59
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To: Impala64ssa

I have to ask, just how many damn times is this story going to be posted?


25 posted on 07/30/2020 4:21:21 PM PDT by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: Impala64ssa

Poor kid...I feel for him.


26 posted on 07/30/2020 4:30:33 PM PDT by moovova
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To: Impala64ssa
Would be instructional to show him where his taxes go. Show him the people on welfare laying around watching tv that he's paid for talking on their obama phones he's paid for and on and on.
27 posted on 07/30/2020 5:00:48 PM PDT by ealgeone
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To: eyeamok

I remember doing my first tax return when I was 16 and could not make sense of it. You make this amount, deduct a random number in the tax form then look up tax in chart in back of tax guide, and this is the tax you owe or have a refund coming back. This was the EZ form. The state had a different tax rate. Now add other deductions, home mortgage, stock income, business expenses etc.

I learned early on if you got 1 hour of overtime the gov’t took 42% calling it unearned income and taxed you at a higher rate.
Look at the tax rates for different amount of income. You are penalized if you do well. Meanwhile the politicians literally use insider stock trading to make millions that would put you in prison.


28 posted on 07/31/2020 10:01:32 PM PDT by minnesota_bound (homeless guy. He just has more money....He the master will plant more cotton for the democrat party)
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To: susannah59

Yes, some are slow learners.


29 posted on 07/31/2020 10:55:45 PM PDT by amihow
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