[CheshireTheCat]

Almost makes me wish I owned a boat.

[Sicon]

Someone once said, “If you want to know what it’s like to own a boat, stand in a cold shower tearing up $100 bills.”

[Ouchthatonehurt]

I’ve heard that the day you buy a boat is the second happiest day of your life.

[euram]

someone told me that boat stands for Bust Out Another Thousand.

[snarkytart]

T4P

Nice to see people actually out and proud TRUMP supporters.

[HusbandMan]

Dictionary definition of boat: a hole in the water that you throw money into.

[norcal joe]

So was it 2500-3000 boats, or “over 500?” (later in the article its says 530.)

[catnipman]

original article stolen lock, stock, and barrel by GP:

https://www.naplesnews.com/story/news/2020/05/23/florida-hundreds-boats-make-waves-trump-collier-county-waters/5214952002/

[heshtesh]

I lived on our family/company boats for ten years and our description of the boats was, a black hole in the water you threw 1000.00 dollar bills into, the only thing that ever changed was how many bills.

[EvilCapitalist]

“Almost makes me wish I owned a boat.” You must own a boat. Where else would you have lost your firearms?

[personalaccts]

We did lake Norman in NC and over 3000 boats showed up