20 years after HRC is mouldering in her grave, there will still be people freaking out about her eminent comeback.
true. and she will come back, too (just as soon as she figures out how)
That's why we'll need to put a wooden stake through her heart and cremate here body. Anything less would be reckless.
She will climb out of the Well and lead her Faithful Armies to total victory over the Infidels.
It is a well known fact amongst those who know such things, that Hillary Clinton died of Ungulant Fever in 2004. The construct that has been displayed as her was created by the Disney Corporation initially as an addition to the Haunted Mansion Ride at WDW Orlando. When it was discovered that riders would abandon the Doom Buggies and run in terror upon seeing this apparition, it was decided to repurpose it. During the 2016 election cycle, there were issues with the hydraulics and pneumatic systems controlling the construct. Most of these have since been resolved. Some have called the present iteration, (Rumored to be known as Hillary 5.2) the most humanlike version since 1972.