It’s “your back porch,” FRiend Badger.
As opposed to “You are back porch,” which is what you actually wrote just now.
As to the possibility of a “coordinated attack on Western Civilization,” I freely admit that I don’t know. I tend to believe that when things go bad, it’s best to consider incompetence as an explanation before turning to malevolence.
Now, on to something I do know. Apostrophes keep cropping up in the strangest places.
I’m a retired editor. If there’s one thing I would like to teach all FReepers, it’s a few basic rules for clear communications.
And I don’t mean nitpicky grammar rules. I couldn’t tell an infinitive from a gerund. But the secret to effective writing is the voice inside your head — if it sounds right, it probably is right.
As long as all the words are spelled correctly, that is. I cut nobody an inch of slack on spelling, especially with all these computer-aided whirligigs we have on the Internet, whether we want them or not.
Retired Editor?
.
I’m writing a book
Now,
Perhaps we could
Collaborate?