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Empress of the Mitten (Vanity)
aloysius88

Posted on 04/10/2020 7:51:01 AM PDT by Aloysius88

Her Serene Majesty, Gretchen Whitmer, Empress of the Mitten, the UP and several insignificant islands has proclaimed that her serfs, peasants and peons upon penalty of arrest, fines and perhaps flogging shall not engage in

-travel to unapproved locations

-the purchase of products that in her sublime wisdom she has determined to be unessential,

-gatherings of people of whom she does not approve for purposes she finds frivolous and unnecessary,

-do anything else unless determined by her to be good, proper, safe and totally, certifiably hygienic to be decided at her whim.

Her worshipful minions upon application to the Empress or agents of the Empire shall of course receive special dispensation and waivers in due course for appropriate bribes, donations,fees, tribute and obeisence. None of this applies to protected classes or privileged nobility of this Empire.

May Gaia preserve our Progressive and Enlightened Empire.


TOPICS: Politics
KEYWORDS: coronavanity; covid19; michigan; shutdown; whitmer
For your amusement and horror.
1 posted on 04/10/2020 7:51:01 AM PDT by Aloysius88
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To: Aloysius88

US Code
Title 18
Section 242

You are a RESIDENT of Michigan
You are a citizen of The United States

Go where you want and as you please.
Keep this statement in mind:
“I don’t answer questions without my lawyer present.”


2 posted on 04/10/2020 7:54:34 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Scatology is serendipitous)
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To: Aloysius88

Imagine the Leftist outcry if Trump acted like this...


3 posted on 04/10/2020 8:05:15 AM PDT by jeffc (The U.S. media are our enemy)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Q: Why did the Libertarian Chicken cross the road?

A: None of your damn business! AM I BEING DETAINED?!?


4 posted on 04/10/2020 8:19:00 AM PDT by Haiku Guy (It's Winnie-the-Flu / Put the blame where it belongs / On Winnie-the-Poo)
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To: Aloysius88
"Governor Karen", if you understand the reference.
5 posted on 04/10/2020 8:39:09 AM PDT by an amused spectator (Mitt Romney, Chuck Schumer's p*ssboy)
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To: Aloysius88

(Que Monty Python meme)
Help! I’m being repressed!
Shut Up.
Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
Shut Up you bloody Peasant!
Oh that’s a dead giveaway. Did you see that.


6 posted on 04/10/2020 8:40:14 AM PDT by Mr. Mohasky (Common sense in a world lacking any, will be perceived & construed as an extreme point of view.)
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To: an amused spectator

7 posted on 04/10/2020 8:40:27 AM PDT by an amused spectator (Mitt Romney, Chuck Schumer's p*ssboy)
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To: Aloysius88

Good one!


8 posted on 04/10/2020 9:09:00 AM PDT by dljordan
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To: Haiku Guy

“A: None of your damn business! AM I BEING DETAINED?!?”

Said the Dad playing T-Ball with his daughter before he was arrested.


9 posted on 04/10/2020 9:10:50 AM PDT by dljordan
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