Here It Goes – DNC Says Joe Biden Needs Chair and Desk for Next Debate…

theconservativetreehouse.com ^ | 3/8/20 | sundance

[a little elbow grease]

..And it begins; right on cue.

The DNC and CNN collaborate to provide Joe Biden with his preferred comfort format for the next debate on March 15th between Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden. The Club knows Biden does best in debate formats when sitting down at a desk; just like the 2012 debate between Biden and Paul Ryan.

CNN is hosting the debate, and CNN is the most friendly control operation for the needs of the Club. So what happens… CNN and The Club agree to a small venue town hall format where Joe Biden will be sitting down at a desk to debate Bernie Sanders.

It is all predictable in the extreme:

(Politico) Bernie Sanders wants to stand up at the next debate — and his campaign is accusing Joe Biden of wanting to sit down.

After a private call Friday with CNN, which is moderating the March 15 debate with the Democratic National Committee, Sanders’ team balked at a new proposed format for debate, saying it gives his opponent Biden too much of a break in their first one-on-one face-off. Biden’s camp denied that it was pressing for a sit-down debate.

(snip) -- The “audience members” who ask questions will all be plants by the Club and CNN; and the Biden campaign will be provided all of the topics and questions well in advance to assist their rehearsal efforts just like they did for Hillary in 2016.

Wash-Rinse-Repeat.

[Mashood]

I hope they don’t forget the crayons and coloring book.

[MayflowerMadam]

Is the chair he needs a potty chair?

[Go Gordon]

Maybe it will be equipped with a shock stimulator to keep him awake.

Bernie should make sure there are no ear pieces feeding Biden the answers. OTOH, Biden might forget he's wearing the ear piece and freak out thinking he's hearing voices in his head.

[Recompennation]

Bloomberg quit to early he would have gotten a high chair to go with his high horse.

[cnsmom]

Is his chair going to have a seat belt and locking wheels?

[PilotDave]

I think they should be sitting in a balcony in a theater, like on the Muppets tv show..

[a little elbow grease]

"would be neat if he gave the right answers to the next question as an answer to the current question"

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lol

[A strike]

Can’t you just deliciously see it, Trump Presidentially standing with Alzheimer Biden in his recliner?

[a little elbow grease]

The MSM is the biggest threat to democracy this country has ever seen.

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God .......... yes.

I've been saying that for thirty years (at least).

This nation will never really improve unless we develop a watchdog/investigative media rather than agents for political power.

Never.

[a little elbow grease]

"I hear the DNC will supply closed-caption subtitles-—and even visual displays-—so voters can see what Biden REALLY meant to say."

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LOL!

Maybe with those "visual displays" we'll then learn what 'a dog faced pony soldier' looks like.

:-)

[Vaduz]

Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden debate sounds like a Charles Manson speech.

[a little elbow grease]

So what kind of drugs are they going to use that will give him temporary mental clarity and is the side effect that he can't stand up on his own?

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Somebody should slip him a hit of 1972 era window pane LSD. That would be entertaining.

[Buttons12]

Statler and Waldorf!

[a little elbow grease]

Maybe subtitles......?

[a little elbow grease]

He is clearly exhibiting the signs of Dementia/Alzheimer's. He needs to drop out and return to private life.

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Very true.

[Trump Girl Kit Cat]

Will the desk have the presidential seal on it OMG REALLY???

[devane617]

Bernie should, at the beginning, say I’m going to stand—get up and debate Joe while he sits. That will be interesting.

[a little elbow grease]

"I predict Biden will try to take a swing at President Trump. I’m serious, Biden has been trying to play his tough guy act and is senile enough to do it."

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I think Biden is crazy enough to do that too. I really do.

Trump would wrestle him to the ground and humiliate him.

[blogOps]

They will bring out a secret squirrel teleprompter.

[a little elbow grease]

Biden's in luck - it doesn't matter if the country sees him as senile and lame - the folks who do voter fraud will push Biden's body over the finish line.

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I'm afraid that you are right.