VIDEO: Painful Clips Reveal Why Bloomberg Wants to Buy a New Personality

YouTube ^ | February 17, 2020 | DUmmie FUnnies

[PJ-Comix]

VIDEO

These are very painful video clips of Mike Bloomberg awkwardly trying to act cool as a singing mermaid, a male Mary Poppins, and absurdly displaying a total lack of expertise on subjects such as guns and agriculture. After viewing these examples of Bloomberg's very dull personality that he laughably tries to make relatable, you will agree that he definitely needs to buy a new personality.

[PJ-Comix]

Or as Zoolander would put it... Mer-MAN!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[minnesota_bound]

He does not smile. He tries but cannot. He is a stiff.

[I want the USA back]

Well then, hillary would be a perfect running mate. Both are trying hard to give the impression that they posses what is known as “human warmth,” or the ability to empathize with real human beings.

[nikos1121]

Does he wear a toupee

[babble-on]

Any presidential candidate with weird hair is just beyond the pale.

[bkopto]

Bloomberg's high school yearbook found:

[PJ-Comix]

I laughed at the part where Bloomy said hunters only need three bullets because if you can’t hit the deer with that number, then God wants that deer to live.

[dainbramaged]

He doesn’t even know the difference between semi auto and full auto firearms - the newsbabe had to educate him.

[Brown Deer]

Mike Bloomberg singing?