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To: bananaman22

That’s ok

I’m building one in my spare time in the shed with appliance parts.

and mine WONT have a weakness like the Death Star’s


4 posted on 10/10/2019 1:57:17 PM PDT by dp0622 (Bad, bad company Till the day I die.)
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To: dp0622
"...and mine WONT have a weakness like the Death Star’s..."

Yep! However, obunghole's deathstar would have had very diverse and woke crew... So "self destruction" would have been 100% assured...

16 posted on 10/10/2019 2:18:44 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is Sam Adams now that we desperately need him)
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Admiral Motti : Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they’ve obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.

Stewie (Darth Vader) : That is fantastic. Terrific work. So no weaknesses at all?

Admiral Motti : N... no.

Stewie (Darth Vader) : You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?

Admiral Motti : No, it’s virtually indestructible, like 99.99%.

Stewie (Darth Vader) : Uh, okay, wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t ask what’s the 0.01?

Admiral Motti : Well, I mean, there’s this little hole. It was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect. And if you shoot a laser into this hole, the station blows up.

Stewie (Darth Vader) : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! That sounds like a pretty big design flaw, then.

Admiral Motti : No, no, the hole’s only two meters across.

Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin) : Well, that’s no bigger than a womp rat.

Admiral Motti : Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench. It’s not a big deal.

Stewie (Darth Vader) : Can’t we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?

Admiral Motti : Well, that would look terrible. I mean, we gotta think about resale.

Stewie (Darth Vader) : Resale? What are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset. The value is only going to go up.

Admiral Motti : Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven’t given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale. Nor has it...

Stewie (Darth Vader) : [Vader begins to choke him] I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location! Twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!

Admiral Motti : [choking] There’s nothing to do downtown!

Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin) : Enough of this! Vader, release him!

Stewie (Darth Vader) : As you wish.

[releases Tagge]

Stewie (Darth Vader) : All right, so were’ going to plug up that hole?

Imperial Officer : Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.

Stewie (Darth Vader) : Ehhhh...

Imperial Officer : We’ll get estimates.

Stewie (Darth Vader) : Get estimates, yeah, yeah.


24 posted on 10/10/2019 2:40:41 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: dp0622

“and mine WONT have a weakness like the Death Star’s”

I know, right? I assume you’ve covered your thermal exhaust port with a Wombat-proof louver, which should also keep out pesky proton torpedoes, AND set up a phalanx of auto-cannons plus automatic snaring nets specifically designed to guard the port from nosy enemy fighter-bombers ...


41 posted on 10/10/2019 4:04:47 PM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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