I am suggesting a gofundme so we can make it happen. I streetviewed his route to work. That looks like the cheapest one I could find. We need to find the owner and see if he/she is MAGA.
It would be pee your pants funny if we could make it happen.
What Bar was he at, LUNA, SALT? maybe post to their review pages to watch out for Drunk Fredo’s at their bars.