“Sanders couldn’t run a coffee stand.”
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Barista Sanders: “Coffee for sale, get your fresh hot coffee right here!”
Customer 1: “Comrade, one black coffee to go please.”
BS: “Da, Comrade, here is your coffee. $5 please.”
C1: “Thank you, sir!”
(C1 sipping coffee...and spitting it out.)
C1: “THIS IS NOT COFFEE! It is only hot water!”
BS: “That is correct comrade. That is our new Venezuelan blend. Would you like a sweet roll with that? These were flown in this morning directly from Cuba.”
(BS hands C1 an empty napkin.)
That’s funny, that.
(Snicker, snicker)
LOL. A little comic relief feels good Saturday morning. Thanks.