Practice this:
Welcome to Wal-Mart.................
or this:
Would you like fries with that?..............
Menards is always looking for help.
You always an ass or did it become a learned experience? Don’t mess with a person’s dignity.
Ya want fries wit dat??
Still working... Your tolerance for management double talk will be impaired. Be gentle, the incoming workforce must be coddled and your company has to go that pool to keep going.