Hey, everyone! We’re all invited over to dinodino’s house for a fried chicken dinner!
Fetch me a beer, willya buddy? You’ll find it in the fridge in the kitchen.
Hey, people! Keep your feet off the furniture! You’re all guests in someone’s home! You weren’t born in a barn...
(puts feet up on coffee table)
...like I was.
“Keep your feet off the furniture! You’re all guests in someone’s home! You weren’t born in a barn...”
I was at work one day I had my feet up on one of those old slide-out typewriter boards that you put the typewriter on. Of course we no longer had typewriters, but we still had those old desks.
Bobby walks in, looks at my feet up on that little pullout typewriter thing and says, “Do you put your feet up on your furniture at home?” I looked Bobby straight in the eye and I said, “Bobby, I wouldn’t own furniture I couldn’t put my feet up on.”
Bobby looked a little ticked off at that... fuggum.