“Coming around the last curve....
Someone is leading the pack.....
It’s pervy old Uncle Joe!
Wait!
He saw a young girl!
He’s off the track and into the stands!
He’s trying to grab the young girl!
He finishes out of the money.”
Echos of Marty Glickman and Clem McCarthy. (I confess, I had to look up their names, but I can hear their voices).