Posted on 12/16/2018 6:52:20 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Okay, despite LOSING his bid to become senator from Texas, Beto O'Rourke has actually risen to #3 in Democrat Presidential Polls. Therefore the time is RIPE to give him a nickname that President Trump could use.
I'll kick this off by referencing his DUI flee from the scene of a traffic accident he caused with this monicker: BETO BAILOUT.
Yeah, Tex Kennedy would be a good nickname for him.
how bout “Irish Taco?”
Fake Kennedy
First off - STOP using the made up name Beto! His real name is Robert Francis O’Rourke. He is 100% Irish with connections to the Kennedy Clan. He is a rich boy with deep political / family connections. He is not some poor Latino kid from Houston. Call him a fake or Liar but quit calling him Beto.
Leprecano
Irish Bob.
how about Fake-o?
Beto the Bozo
Hit and Run O’Rourke
Actually, maybe I could see Trump using that, indirectly:
“And my opponent, Beta O’Rourke [wait for crowd roars to die down], is a Master liar, so we call him - well - you figure it out!” [Crowd roars]
Bobby Frank O’Rourke
Skateboard has some cool connotations, you don’t want to go there.
Jackwad!
“MASTERBETO”
Funny and Trump would use it.
Veto Beto
No slurs. No hateful speech. Nothing the left can attack on. Just truth packaged in such a way to convey a complete vacuousness, lack of substance and seriousness, along with an imprint from the deliverer of utter contempt!
Pencil neck
See my post above...GMTA!
Beto Spiccoli.
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