I think it calls for a wee dram. 
1. Ford and her lawyers discuss these fast-breaking revelations over the next several days. Ford gets a grand total of about two hours of heavily-medicated sleep between now and Monday morning.
2. Ford's lawyers claim that she can't testify on Monday because she has a fear of flying ... then she can't testify on Tuesday because she has a fear of days that begin with the letter "T" ... then she can't testify on any day that ends with "day" ... then she can't testify at all because she'll be under close medical supervision indefinitely to treat her unusual medical condition (she's allergic to oxygen).
3. Brett Kavanaugh shows up and testifies alone next week, recognizes Ford's plight, and forgives her as any decent Christian would.
4. Public support for Kavanaugh goes off the charts, and he is quickly confirmed.
5. Dianne Feinstein is thrown off the Judiciary Committee, which becomes a moot point in November when she loses to the Mexican communist Ponce de Leon in her re-election bid.
6. Cory Booker proclaims: "I am Spartacus!" ... then announces he intends to crucify himself in front of the Capitol. Nobody follows him because nobody believes him anyway. He is later caught engaged in an erotic homosexual act in the men's bathroom with his imaginary friend "T-Bone."
7. Ruth Bader Ginsburg announces her retirement in a barely-audible whisper. She croaks: "Only the Great Orange Donkey-Kong is worthy to pick my successor." ... and promptly checks herself into the B'nai B'rith Homecrest House retirement home in Silver Spring.
8. Rod Rosenstein declares: "Those goyim prep-school boys had more fun in one weekend than I've had in my whole life." ... and announces his resignation as Deputy U.S. Attorney General.
9. Ed Whelan is nominated by President Trump to succeed him.
10. Jeff Sessions announces his resignation as U.S. Attorney General, gently citing a discomfort with all these "northern Catholic boys and their rowdy, carousing lifestyles."
11. Whelan succeeds Sessions and immediately fires Special Counsel Robert Mueller as his first act in office, them promptly declares: "This matter is too important to be terminated."
12. Whelan then announces that Sessions has more integrity than anyone he's ever met and appoints him to replace Mueller. He tells Sessions to produce a report on the findings of the Office of the Special Counsel by December 31, 2038.
13. Sessions promptly recuses himself from his position as Special Counsel, and retires to Mobile, Alabama where he plays golf and teaches Sunday school for the rest of his days. No deputy Special Counsel is ever named to replace him.
THE END
Sorry — “DREAM scenario.” LOL.
I think it calls for a wee dram.