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Starbucks: When Your 3rd Place Is Also Your 1st and 2nd Place
MOTUS A.D. ^ | 5-31-18 | MOTUS

Posted on 05/31/2018 5:36:14 AM PDT by NOBO2012

Yes Virginia, there is such a thing as being terminally hip. And Starbucks is afflicted.

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If you’re unhip like me you had to look up “third place”

In community building, the third place is the social surroundings separate from the two usual social environments of home ("first place") and the workplace ("second place"). Examples of third places would be environments such as churches, cafes, clubs, public libraries, or parks. – Wiki

James Wood, who lives and works with hipsters, grasped its meaning immediately and responded accordingly:

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Because the primary reason homeless people people use Starbucks as their “third place” is to use their potties for #1 and #2. And because they don’t have either a “first place” or a “second place.”

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But don’t feel bad, we’re all winners here in our 3rd place!

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Good luck Starbucks. I hope you enjoy your new 3rd place. Or worse.

Meanwhile, the company's "Third Place Policy" — which would allow anyone to hang out or use the restrooms in its stores, regardless of whether they purchase anything — has already been leading partners and customers to question how Starbucks can continue to function as a business and refrain from becoming a chain of "homeless drop-in centers."Fox

Posted from: MOTUS A.D.


TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: homelesscenter; restroom; starbucks
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To: NOBO2012

I’m surprised this squish didn’t say, “If you use hurtful words, we will have to put you in time out, so you can think about better words.” GAG.


21 posted on 05/31/2018 6:16:19 AM PDT by txrefugee
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To: NOBO2012

Other than the ‘third place’ business, I liked the employee’s tone in dealing with an offensive person.


22 posted on 05/31/2018 6:20:44 AM PDT by Quality_Not_Quantity (Capitalists sign their checks on the front. Socialists sign theirs on the back.)
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To: DakotaGator

LOL!


23 posted on 05/31/2018 6:27:31 AM PDT by Flick Lives (Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation.)
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To: NOBO2012

I can proudly say I’ve never paid for a cup of Starbucks coffee.

A friend bought me one once.... worst drek I’ve ever tasted.

Starbucks is a nonentity to me.


24 posted on 05/31/2018 6:36:03 AM PDT by clee1 (We use 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 2 to pull a trigger. I'm lazy and I'm tired of smiling.)
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To: freedumb2003

LOL!! Bump!!


25 posted on 05/31/2018 7:48:38 AM PDT by Enterprise
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To: Born to Conserve

“Starbucks is my lastplace.”


I’d make a big stink about referring to it as my Third Place.

I’m retired——and say that it is my Second Place and accuse them of age discrimination.

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26 posted on 05/31/2018 7:56:11 AM PDT by Mears
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To: robroys woman
You actually paid ten dollars for a cup of coffee. Hm. ~I guess you are Starbucks’ lawful prey.
27 posted on 05/31/2018 8:31:46 AM PDT by hinckley buzzard
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To: NOBO2012

One of the bad things about virtue signaling is that it contains no virtue.


28 posted on 05/31/2018 8:34:02 AM PDT by Fair Paul
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To: EQAndyBuzz

Interesting observation. We’ll see how this develops.


29 posted on 05/31/2018 8:36:36 AM PDT by DakotaGator (Weep for the lost Republic! And keep your powder dry!!)
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To: robroys woman

Like your “bottom line”.


30 posted on 05/31/2018 8:38:36 AM PDT by DakotaGator (Weep for the lost Republic! And keep your powder dry!!)
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To: hinckley buzzard

Nope. My wife is. I refused to drink coffee when we were in Seattle.

Here’s the part that annoyed me. I was looking at the prices while my wife and daughter were ordering and noticed a lousy cup of iced coffee was ten bucks. Then my wife comes over to me after paying and I asked if she got a receipt (used a credit card). She said no. I asked how much it was. She said she didn’t know. Grrrrr!

But I’m not really angry with her. It was a one time thing. Interestingly, my daughter ordered that ten dollar coffee. It was crap (she gave me a sip). I mean, it was like someone took a cup of regular Keurig coffee, poured it over ice, and done.

My wife and I have not darkened the doorway of a starbucks for the last few years except for that. I even got my company to stop including Starbucks in their choices for our Keurig at work.


31 posted on 05/31/2018 8:45:58 AM PDT by robroys woman (So you're not confused, I'm using my wife's account.)
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To: NOBO2012

Well, I don’t know about anyone else but I find it refreshing that a business doesn’t tolerate the kind of language that is too common everywhere today - including here at FR..


32 posted on 05/31/2018 1:19:46 PM PDT by Thank You Rush
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To: NOBO2012
Spendbucks is my fifty-ninth place..Fifty-eighth is the dumpster at the local homeless shelter.. 😀.
33 posted on 05/31/2018 2:06:47 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (Proud to be a DeplorableAmerican with a Deplorable Family...even the dog is, too. :-))
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