Posted on 04/11/2018 10:14:45 AM PDT by Sean_Anthony
This was a canary perched on a four-inch booster cushion as he was soft-balled questions by U.S. senators over Facebook’s data scandal yesterday
There’s a big fat ‘F’ showing on the back of Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg. But the ‘F’ on Zuck’s back doesn’t stand for Facebook, it stands for ‘FAILURE’.
Facebook, for all of its dominance over the Internet, for all of its billions stashed in world banks, for all its downright braggadocio, is a failure, and a massive one at that.
Heh....good point.
Hillary had big guns in her corner.
Yet not the billion dollar Facebook, not the trillions Obama had access to, not the billions the Clinton Foundation poured into her campaign, not even all the foreign leaders she bragged about that wanted her in office....none of them could get her elected.
Loser.
A MIRACLE that the Force was overcome. Thanks be to God.
Now his failure is complete!!
Be careful what you say about this guy.
He has the ability to make your on line life a living poop.
I don’t believe Zuck wanted HRC to win, he wants to be Prez himself and would need to run against DJT in 2020.
Some day soon, facebook will be known as farcebook.
His appearance doesn’t help his cause in the least,
WASHINGTON, D.C.—During his much-publicized appearance before a bipartisan Senate committee Tuesday, the false, humanlike contact lens Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg had placed over his left eye accidentally fell out, revealing the horrifying yellow lizard eye lying underneath.
“Senator, I don’t have that information with me right now,” the tech billionaire said for the seven hundredth time just before the incident. As he moved to take a drink of water to appear like a real human, who thirsts, the faux human-eye lens fell out of his eye socket and the awful, piercing alien eyeball underneath quickly focused on the Senator questioning him.
As the room full of lawmakers and press collectively gasped, the Senator pointed at Zuckerberg and exclaimed, “Your eye fell out! You’re a … monster!” prompting Zuckerberg to reply monotonously, “Senator, thank you, I will have my team get back to you on that.”
http://babylonbee.com/news/zuckerberg-loses-contact-lens-during-senate-hearing-revealing-horrifying-lizard-eye/
I don’t know if he wants to run against Trump.
Waiting for 2024 I think.
That will be a very interesting election.
That is an excellent photo-shop job!
“he wants to be Prez and would need to run against DJT in 2020.
He’d be eligible by less than a year. I’ve got socks older than that.
The shrimp-like LIB weirdo is too short to be President. Hahaha.
Anybody who thinks Mark Zuckerberg cares one whit about that is delusional. He's got his personal billions and that is all that matters to him.
No, Senator, I cannot explain why millions of adults engage in a game called Farmville in which they accumulate pretend eggs, pigs and cows. But it works for me.
I can’t take credit, but yeah somebody has great skills.
He needed a high chair.
The Farce was overcome by the Force.
PRECISELY!!! Wonderful, *gh!!
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