That's because gravity is sexist:
when a man is affected by gravity, he swings low ("how's it hanging?") which is unfairly alluring to women; but when a woman is affected by gravity, she sags which is NOT attractive to men, so it's just Patriarchical and Unfair.
And if you intensify gravity enough, it turns into a Black Hole, which is hate speech. Because P*ssy Hats are pink. Or something.